Well, it’s 2004. How’s the year going for you so far? Great. I thought this would be a good time for me to take a look back at 2003′s most memorable moments. There’s only one problem: I’ve got a really shitty memory.
So let’s see. There was that um, I think they invented something or other that cured people of acid reflux or something like that. I saw a commercial for it. Prylosec, I think it’s called. The Purple Pill. That was in 2003, wasn’t it? Oh, and, uh, the Goodyear Blimp crashed. That was kinda scary. Yeah. And, uh, give me a second. Oh! Hillary Clinton came out with her new book, didn’t she? I remember seeing her on the Daily Show talking about it. Never did read that thing.
And then there was that whole capturing Saddam thing. Did you see that video footage where they were checking out his mouth? What was that all about? Uh…damn. I know I’m forgetting something. There was that girl who was supposedly rescued from Iraq or something but then she said that she wasn’t and stuff. Private Benjamin, I think. Yeah, that was weird. I think someone famous died, too. An actor or something…hmm…maybe I shoulda thought this through a bit more before I started this thing. I was watching TV when I got this idea. Or maybe I was reading someone’s blog…I just can’t remember.

haha… heard about your site on the weblog review, so i thought i’d check it out… very amusing entries that made me laugh out loud… love the poetry too! ^_^…just wanted to give you some praise… take care!
I cant remember shit about 2003 either. i tried to fill out this survey, and it asked me all these questions like “what was the most memorible thing about 2003″
how the hell should i know? i can barely remember what happened last week! maybe i should stop rotting my brain with pop culture and alcohol?
…NAH!
2003 sucked goat ass for me. It was the year of crappy/no jobs, pretty much. If 2005 rolls around without me, my family, and my friends not being broke anymore, that’s all I ask.
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