November-29-03

Euphemisms For Painful Sexual Practices

posted by Smivey


The Bowling Bowel

The Pig-Nosed Poke

Nipplelooza

Snapping The Twig

Rabid Doggy Style

Giving Skull

The Crimson Tidal Wave

Waxing The Ear

Muskrat Love

Drilling A New Hole

The Four-Hand Finger Jam

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  1. Vague Said,

    What happened?

    Somebody donkey punch you over the holiday?

  2. Smivey Said,

    After Googling your euphemism, I couldn’t help but feel a little hurt, and at the same time, amused. Can’t a guy make up a few sexual ephemisms without everyone jumping on his case? Hmm “Jumping On Your Case.” That’s another good one.

  3. Sandra Said,

    Hee hee… Nippleooza. Ha ha… er… muskrat love?

  4. Smivey Said,

    Yes, Sandra. Those of us who’ve…I mean, anyone who’s tried to make love to muskrat knows what I’m talking about. Very, very dangerous. And painful.

  5. Sandra Said,

    You… I mean, those guys… wow.

  6. Glovia Said,

    I thought you promised a real good blog entry?

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