Some make us laugh. Some make us cry. Some wow us with their amazing athletic abilities. And then they do something incredibly stupid. Like break into a stranger’s home in the middle of the night. Or have anal sex with the wrong person. Not good.
It’s always the really talented ones, too. You never see, say, an Adam Sandler caught in a big sex scandal. Or Mary Kate and Ashley busted for heroin. No, it’s gotta be Woody Allen, Robert Downey Jr. and Kobe Bryant. What the fuck? Listen, guys. Could you please lay off the freaky shit for a while so I can enjoy your work? Thank you. Celebrity Screwups suck.
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