Congratulations. You will soon experience great fortune. In order to attain your treasure, you must first copy this blog entry and paste it into an email document along with the URL from where you found it. Enter the phrase “Make Me Rich” as the subject of the message and send the email to everyone in your address book.

With this one selfish act, you will unleash a power yet unknown to you: The power to anger millions and crash many servers. But you will attain your dreams. And isn’t that all that matters?

Those who break this chain are destined to a life of hard work and suffering in order to achieve their desires. There is also a slight chance that they may perish in some kind of outlandish accident. One fictional man, Martin Gerber, was typing an email to inform the sender of this chain blog where he could “stuff it,” when suddenly, a large anvil fell on his head, shattering his skull. What an anvil was doing suspended from Mr. Gerber’s ceiling, nobody knows. But, in hindsight, it probably wasn’t a good idea.

So copy this entry and send it off quickly to as many people as you can find. Its message must be spread like a powerful, unrelenting virus. And that message is, my dear friends: Superstitious Shlubs, you suck.