I hate it when you try to turn the water back on after some plumbing repairs have been performed. First, that little trickle of water comes out, so you crank the knob a few turns. Then, you hear that flatulent sound coming from the pipes. And finally, SPLOOGE! That brown shit comes bursting out, spraying the sink with who knows what and leaving a nice big wet spot on your crotch. Damn it! Plumbing Splooge sucks.
I decided to start at the beginning. I came to this post:
The IM Proofreader
Don’t you hate these people who insist on correcting your spelling errors in the middle of an IM chat? Come on, it’s supposed to be a casual conversation. Do you correct people’s grammar while they’re speaking to you, too? Wouldn’t surprise me. People who do this should be tied to the front of a semi truck and driven into a brick wall.
And the whole time I’m thinking, “Great – he’s talking about me. He thinks I should be driven into a brick wall.” And then I continue:
I’m one of these people, and I suck.
Niiiiice.
Thanks for visiting my site. If you’d post an e-mail, I’d send a note like this there. Alas, no posted e-mail address.
Heather, welcome to my site. Yes, I’m guilty of correcting people all the time, online and off. That’s why I suck. As for an email, I’ve added it, just for you. Click below.
ugh. tell me about it.
You add an email for Heather and not for me, after how many months of faithful readership. I’m wounded.
Besides, this post sucked. I thought I was reading about spooge, and it just ended up being about some damn dirty water.
Glovia, I didn’t want to add an email before because I wanted to maintain my anonymity. My personal email uses my first initial and my last name (too much information). The email I’m now including with my comments uses only my nickname. So I still feel safe and protected. As for the splooge. What can I say? I’m a fan of misleading headlines (see “Homos” entry)
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