I went to go see a movie the other day. I was trying to kill time while the plumbers screwed around with the pipes (see future posting for more on that). Anyhow, when I got to the mall, I pulled into the parking structure, knowing full well that I would be staying well-past the allotted one hour of free parking. But that wouldn’t be a problem. As I recalled, the movie theater would validate my ticket for three hours. I had plenty of time. Or so I thought. When I walked up to the ticket booth, there was a sign posted on the counter. It read: “Parking Validation Is No Longer Necessary.” That was nice. Then I read on: “One Hour Of Free Parking. $2 For First Four Hours Thereafter.” Let me translate: We Don’t Want To Pay For Your Fucking Parking Anymore. So, Unless Your Movie Is Less Than An Hour, You’re Gonna Have To Shell Out Two Bucks.” I hate confusing signs like that. They want it to seem like they’re doing you a favor when in reality they’re just being dicks. Bullshit Signs suck.