I used to think Brittany Murphy was a talented actress. I saw her in Girl Interrupted and I was really impressed with her portrayal of a psychotic woman. Until I found out something: She is a psycho. That’s not acting, people. She’s seriously deranged. Did anyone see her on the MTV Music Awards dancing in the pits to Eminem? Scary. And now she’s in just about every other movie released. How does someone like this become such a big star? I can only assume that the people who hired her were impressed with some other talent of hers. In other words, Brittany Murphy sucks.
Yes, but what does she suck?
It’s not a question of what she sucks, but whom.
That’s what you get for paying attention to MTV.
I could do a whole effin’ blog devoted to how bad MTV sucks.
I know, she’s some movie actress or some shit and probably not an MTV icon but I lump all that lame crap together anyway. I know I sound like a jaded old fuck saying this, but I feel sorry for kids who have to grow up today with the weak shit that passes for pop culture we have right now. Retarded monkeys on angel dust could write better crap than most pop music that I actually allow near my ears these days (exceptions: The Strokes & The White Stripes, and they’re both early Iggy Pop/70′s NYC punk ripoffs anyway), and 5 random minutes of most primetime TV hardens my arteries like no bacon grease ever could. I am an angry, angry young thirtyish-year-old.
Fuck cigarettes, bad pop culture is the thing causing all the cancer.
Ever read a comic book called “Milk and Cheese”? Find a copy, and read it, if you haven’t. It’s all about a little alcoholic cartoon milk & cartoon cheese who beat up & destroy everyone & everything that sucks. Oh how I love that comic.
Isn’t Brittney Murphy that bitch from the movie with the guy who plays Kelso on “That 70s Show” who screams “COCKROACH-COCKROACH-COCKROACH!!!” in one of the most annoying fucking commercials of all time that they kept playing until I wanted to chuck a bowling ball through the screen about 6 months ago? She’s kinda hot, but who cares? Hot chicks from all over the country flock to Hollywood to be in movies.
MMB, you are like the epic commenter.
Yes, Mango, that’s the same chick I was talking about. Annoying, isn’t she? Abusive dairy products? I’ve gotta find this comic.
Glovia, just be glad it’s not your ‘blog I’m haunting.
and BTW–
http://www.houseoffun.com
Home of Milk & Cheese & Evan Dorkin/Sarah Dyer’s other comix/cartoon stuff too. They don’t update much.
Interesting looking comic. I’ll have to check it out. I used to be a big fan of this one other comic about an angry milkman. Can’t remember the name of it for the life of me. Great writing and brilliant artwork, though.
“Fun With Milk & Cheese” is a compilation of the first 3 M&C books and is one of the funniest goddamn things I have ever read.
Yeah this is way late for even why I’m bitching, but I just watched Sin City again recently and noticed how bad Brittany Murphy is in it. I had to look on the net to see if anyone felt the same. Not exactly, so I found this and decided to rant here. If I was just a little more obsessive, I’d threaten to say she nearly ruined the movie for me. Bitch.
Ha. Well, thanks for leaving the comment, Flip. The only time I thought she was pretty good was in Girl, Interrupted. She played a crazy-ass chick, which wasn’t such a stretch.
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