I’d be surprised if I haven’t covered this topic before, because it really pisses me off. Can’t a guy shop at a Whole Foods market or an independent bookstore without having that funky stench attacking his nostrils? I don’t give a damn if it’s lavender or patchouli. It doesn’t smell right.
You know what the problem is? It’s those damn hippie employees they hire. They burn incense at home to cover up their afternoon bong sessions, so they naturally think it’s cool to light it up when they’re at work. Wrong. Here’s an interesting fact: The same name they use for this slow-burning annoyance is also a synonym for anger. Coincidence? I think not. Incense sucks.
The smelly soaps in those stores suck too.
When I was younger, and much much cooler, I thought all this not bathing, incense-wearing stuff was intense. Now I not only think it sucks, it stinks too.
Ah, yes. That bulk soap. They actually expect me to take a knife and wack off a chunk of that odd looking shit? It looks like it would never build up a lather, and after you try to rinse it off, the towel would stick to your body from all the leftover film. No thanks.
LMAO! Or those damn Yankee Candle stores.. I mean all those smells mixed together is NASTY.
No Yankee Candle stores around here. But I know what you’re talking about. There was a store like that in the mall I used to go to as a kid. I used to hold my breathe when I walked by the shop. Gag.
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