Every day, at my apartment building, the mail arrives at around 2. So when I came downstairs at 2:30 to check to see if anything had arrived, I was surprised to see my mailbox empty. I noticed the apartment manager was in his office so I asked him if the mail carrier had been by yet. He said, “No.” So, I went back upstairs to wait. Then I got to thinking, what are the chances that this guy was around all morning? Maybe he was out showing an apartment and didn’t see the mail carrier come by. I went down at 3 to see if I had any mail. The box was still empty. Mother fucker. I knew the mail carrier had already been by. I saw the truck when I was leaving earlier this afternoon. But just because I’m a masochist, when 4:30 rolled around, I thougth I’d check just one more time to see if I got any mail. Just as I made my way to the lobby, guess who walks in? That’s right. The fucking mail carrier. Being Wrong sucks.