As heard (sort of) on the Howard Stern Show this morning:
Howard: “Mike from Long Island, whattaya got?”
Mike: “Howard?”
Howard: “Yeah. I don’t got alotta time. Whattaya wanna say?”
Mike: “I can’t believe I finally got through. I’ve been trying for months.”
Howard: “Get to the point.”
Mike: “Oh. Right. So, anyway, I don’t know if you was watchin’ the E! show last night, but Ozzy was walkin in his backyard talkin’ to Vince Neil and they were havin’ some beers–”
Howard: “I don’t got alotta time.”
Mike: “So, anyway, they was talkin’ and then…well, long story short, he says he had one of these popsicle sticks and there was like all these ants on it and he snorted ‘em up his nose. Is that true?”
Ozzy: “That’s true.”
Howard: “David from Manhattan, you’re on.”
Torture. Pure torture. I don’t know how Howard puts up with these idiots. Perhaps the multimillion dollar salary helps. In any case, long story short, Radio Talk Show Callers suck.
I think you’re a twisted old crapper head that has a shoe up your ass. That’s what I think jerky!!!
i agree, sizzlechest. i agree.
Sizzlechest? Is that even derogatory? Or is that some kind of reference that went way over my head?
Sizzlechest means you’re hot, right?
Either that, or it means someone poured hot bacon grease on your chest.
In which case you’d be hot and mutilated. That kinda sounds like some sick-o porno site. Ever heard of it, eggbert?
Sorry about that; it was rude. I just thought that Mr. Egg would have one up on us when it comes to porn, masterbating, bra ads, and the like. No intent to offend. You guys are both pretty darn funny.
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