Motherfucking…Goddammit….Son of a…FUCK! Who the hell came up with with this fucking idea? Not only is the goddam DVD case shrinkwrapped, it’s got TWO fucking plastic seals on it that are almost impossible to remove without fucking up the DVD case. This is just fucking bullshit. The seals on the CDs are the worst. It’s almost impossible to get these things off in one piece.You’re left with these sticky threads of plastic that are even more impossible to get off your fingers than a freshly picked booger. I apologize for that visual. CD and DVD Seals suck.
How appropriate. This has been bothering me since like, at least the early ’90s.
You get a new CD, you’re all excited and stuff to rock out to it on the way home. You’re in the car trying to get the damn wrapper off (usually a key will help), then there’s the sticky super-glued plutonium encased duper-power wrapper. You shred your fingernails trying to pry the case open and once you finally get it open, you’re left with torn up fingers and a gooey case. Who thinks of this?
Much, much stickier than freshly picked boogers (great imagery tho).
Glovia,
I totally forgot about the sticky case problem. You’ve got that smudge on the plastic case that won’t come off with a blow torch. That really sucks.
My DVD cases become sticky after I open them.
there is a much easier way to do this, you morons.
Ok, enlighten us egghead.
1. remove the plastic wrap. that’s fairly easy and leaves no goop.
2. hold the cd so that the sticker holding the hinge together is facing down.
3. unhook the hinge on the side without the sticker on it. doing this should relieve the pressure on the other side of the hinge, leaving the jewel box cover to remain attached only with the pesky sticker.
4. it should be pretty easy at this point to pulll the halves apart or to peel the sticker off, since it’s only sticking on two little parts of the cds.
5. masturbate
Wow. I was going to say your method sucked. Until I read step 5. The only problem I’m having is, I tend to want to unwrap my CDs while I’m driving home from the music store.
I can do many things while driving, probably even use your method to open CD’s and still arrive home safely. But I must admit to never masterbating while actually driving. Guess I’m missing out. Being divorced and that’s it’s been so long since I’ve been in close proximity to the less fair of the sexes, all this masterbation talk is getting me really horny. Glad we’re so anonymous here.
Well, Glovia, perhaps you need to start a blog about masturbation. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.
Thinking about it, but may be too busy masterbating to actually get anything posted. Look at how often King Bra Ad posts.
I have to admit, I’m a bit disturbed by how sexual every topic has become. Eggbert must not be getting any. Then again, I’m not getting any either. But I’m asexual.
i have a hot ass.
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