Are you one of these people who leaves an entire car length in front of them while waiting at a stop light? Let me explain something to you: you suck. What the hell are you thinking? Is that a space for your imaginary friend or something? Maybe you leave that spot for a quick getaway, or so you won’t have to make eye contact with the driver next to you. Stop being so frickin’ paranoid! I’m trying to get to work here, and your phantom car space isn’t helping. So put your car in drive and move it up, jackass. You suck.